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| 12:44am 10/12/2008 |
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So, it wasn't quite a year since the last time I posted here.. but close enough.
Today I finished my last final as an undergraduate. As of May, I will get a BA in English. Go me.
Dylan is doing great in Kindergarten. He's popular with the ladies, and his teachers adore him, like that's a shock.
I really have little else to report. Laters. |
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| So... yeah.. |
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| 12:18pm 05/06/2008 |
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So.. It's been put to my attention it's been basically forever since I posted here. I didn't graduate.. not because I flunked anything that mattered, but because STCC fails and Elms didn't accept credits and didn't inform me of that until.. say.. 3 weeks before graduation. Sucks? Yes totally. But.. my upcoming schedule is pretty sweet.
Aside from that, I'm officially old and Dylan starts Kindergarten in fall. Next week he has orientation, and I really can't wait for the adults at the bus stop staring at me saying "it's cute you take your nephew to the bus stop" and watch them drink coffee and gossip. So exciting..
However, geeky as it seems the prospect of making lunch and sending Dylan off to school seems.. awesome. I also can't wait because I expect my son will make fast friends with the principal.. let's face it, you've probably met him and the people he associates with. It's not a shock.
That's all.. see ya next year when I decide to post again. |
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| Sir, you have a really gay shirt |
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| 05:06pm 14/09/2007 |
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(Garrett informed me kindly I have neglected livejournal.. which is true considering I haven't made an entry since February. So here's a post from myspace.)
So, it's been a while. While a normal person would take the advantage and discuss what is going on in their life.. I will discuss the ongoings of my day.
The highlight of my day was originally the old man getting something stuck in his walker, then proceeding to fall down. Man, did I laugh hard on the inside over that.
That WAS the highlight, until I saw Mr. Montalvo enter our philosophy class. He was wearing this tight ass shirt. Funny as hell, I tell you... and this is Catholic school. After we left class, I made up for the fact that I couldn't make fun of him during class.
Me: Nice shirt.
Johnny: Yeah, it shrunk in the dryer.. I didn't notice it until I put it on and I was already late for class.
Me: Since it's a Catholic school, I have free reign on the gay jokes right now.. you know this, right? Like "I know your plan is to play gay to get a date".
Johnny: You know it.
(We wait around to join another friend)
Me: Welcome to our discussion of Johnny's really gay shirt. (to Johnny) With that shirt on, you'd have a better chance at getting a date with one of the guys here...
The self conscious feeling you got over that conversation almost was karma at your making fun of me having to wear spandex for dance class. Until karma got its last joke in, when I chipped a tooth while eating mac and cheese. Seriously, how the fuck do you chip a tooth on soft foods.
Anyways... this video is for you Mr. Montalvo. Enjoy, and watch the whole thing.
This will be you soon, Mr. Montalvo. http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU |
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| 05:27pm 06/12/2006 |
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Are you expecting an update after all this time of random and useless B.S.?
Too bad.. not gonna happen.
But I did get Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball 2. Score. I'm sure I'd like the game more if I were a guy, because nipples are definitely prevelant in this game. Asian game character nipples anyone? |
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| how's that for irony, Johnny |
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| 01:53pm 12/11/2006 |
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 | You scored as Dante Alighieri. According to you most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. You have a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as you deserves what they get. You have an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that you yourself cannot uphold it.
Your existence bears a definite irony, although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire you and your works for all the wrong reasons.
Also, the brighest star in your sky is never going to be your lover...
It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.
Dante Alighieri | | 92% | C.G. Jung | | 83% | Friedrich Nietzsche | | 58% | Sigmund Freud | | 50% | Adolf Hitler | | 42% | Jesus Christ | | 42% | Stephen Hawking | | 33% | Charles Manson | | 33% | Mother Teresa | | 33% | Steven Morrissey | | 33% | Miyamoto Musashi | | 33% | O.J. Simpson | | 25% | Hugh Hefner | | 17% | Elvis Presley | | 0% | </td>
What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You?
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| Now that's no surprise... |
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| 07:41am 19/09/2006 |
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| Your Taste in Music: | 
80's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
90's Rock: Highest Influence
Adult Alternative: Highest Influence |
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| School, next week. |
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| 03:46pm 29/08/2006 |
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Most people have already done this, and since I feel like posting, but also feel like dying due to jury duty, so you'll have to wait another day for me to write posts about the people that commented.
With that said, the bandwagon of classes.
Art History-M,W,F 9:30-10:20
World Religions-M,W 12:30-1:45
Contemporary Theatre-T,TH 1:25-2:40
Intro to education-T 6:30-9
History of the English Language-TH 3:30-6
Child Development-TH 6:30-9
Happy because they realized their mistake placing me into an "intro to lit" class, considering I passed honors advanced lit, but still are making me retake the "intro to education" class.
Oh well.. to the new year. |
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| Stolen From Chris |
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| 08:29am 24/08/2006 |
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LJ Friend O' The Day!
Here's how it works:
1. Reply to this post if you want me to tell you how cool you are!
2. Watch my journal over the next few days for a post just about you and why you rock my socks.
3. Post these instructions in your journal and give your friends a much needed dose of love and adoration. |
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| 08:48am 08/08/2006 |
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I should wish Newbers a happy birthday...
... or should I?
The Jury says..... I guess so.
So Happy Birthday, buy yourself a beer. :) |
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| An amusing day |
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| 01:06pm 08/07/2006 |
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mood: amused music: Baseball pregame.
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First of all, if you know my myspace, check it out, it is effing hysterical. (Added 2 videos, both WoW themed. Hot.)
Second of all, I saw a name on one of my communities, that quite frankly, attracted me to read their journal, and I saw this, so to the_flying_fag, I stole this from, and I would just like to say not just "OWND", but absolutely "PWND". Read, and enjoy this letter.
Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
October 2002
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your devoted fan,
Jim
Again, I emphasize... pwnd. Hardcore pwnage.
And for the record, internet is for porn. |
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| 08:53am 18/06/2006 |
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mood:  frustrated music: "New American Classic" by Taking Back Sunday
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Sal.. the stripper should've been there last night.. I paid extra for some other services.. ;OD Hope you have a happy 20th dear!!! <3
In other news, as a follow up, Tom's b-day is on a Thursday (27), so the following Saturday/Sunday will probably be the day of his party.
I aced one half of my MTEL's Communications test, but failed the writing one with a 68. (You need a 70 to pass.. so close.) That's ok though.. that's not bad at all.
I also got my bill for Elms. $8000+ by August 1st, for the first semester. With my scholarship and a Stafford loan. Ugh, that's a lot. There's worse news on there, but that's private and will be tended to. |
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| 08:49am 17/06/2006 |
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mood:  blah music: "Somewhere over the Rainbow" Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies
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I lose my life over the simplest of things sometimes. I've decided I'm leaving Tom, because I love someone else.
I shall elaborate further. He's a cruel man, but handsome and dark. Very dark. Shoulder length Black, greasy hair. Snide, sarcastic, but a softie at heart. Did I mention a pleasant British accent. Certainly I cannot go wrong.
On a more serious matter, Tom is a Harry Potter fan boy in a response to my request of "please read something". In turn, because he's so passionate about it, I, despite my hatred of the Harry Potter series, convinced me to read it. In return, however, he must read 3 books of my choosing. The first one I've assigned was "Hard Time" by Dickens. If I only get three choices, I have to pick with discretion. I haven't decided which the other two would be. Hm.
I've left out the reading of the books. Well, I've read one a day so far, neglecting my WoW. So, today will start off with WoW, then follow along with "Prisoner of Azkaban".
Maybe so.
In other news, I've managed to put my foot down, and we will not be leaving for the Cape. But I've already started with party planning for Thomas' 21. (Ears out, Newbers, Sal (and tell Johnny he has to go to get his game back, lol.)
Also we are considering a trip back to Goten, you 3. So think about that.
The end. |
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| Joys of parenting... |
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| 12:44pm 06/06/2006 |
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mood:  pleased music: Fairly Oddparents
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There are two days that make a parent the most proud.. when the child is first born, and the day you realize you never have to change a diaper again.. until the next one.. many years from now.
With that said.. hooray, it's been 2 weeks and I have yet to change a diaper. My golly, I think he's got it. W000000tttt. That makes me pleased.
That's all.. AIM is sorta working today. Sorta.
Later. |
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| 05:53pm 23/05/2006 |
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mood: ecstatic music: "Ten Minute" by The Get Up Kids
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Guess what, skeptics of my ability to succeed in life.
I totally did it. Doo Doo Dooo.. I got into college, again.. sweet.
So, as you guess, I was accepted into my next school, at a whopping $20,000+ grand a year. That's right, Elms, here I come! |
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| 09:43am 22/05/2006 |
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Six Flags sucks. Here's a cute picture though...
Enjoy your day. |
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| 04:27pm 20/05/2006 |
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mood: amused
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| Your Political Profile: | | Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal | | Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal | | Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal | | Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal | | Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal | | Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal |
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| 10:25pm 07/05/2006 |
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* I'll respond with something random I like about you.
* I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
* I'll name something we should do together.
* I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
* I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
* I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people |
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| 01:49pm 06/05/2006 |
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happy birthday dearest Damon! |
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